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"Finally, an OS that respects my time by wasting it efficiently. I love that my fan runs at 100% speed just to render the login screen. I also appreciate that the 'Close Window' button is now located in a randomly generated maze that changes every 12 seconds. 10/10. It blue-screened my brain." — HAL_9000_User

To run the simulator , you need a quantum computer, 512GB of RAM, and a TPM 5.0 chip that doesn’t exist yet. To run the actual experience , you just need a healthy tolerance for disappointment. windows 13 simulator top