Does she have a specific (gardening, gaming, fashion)? Should the tone be more emotional or more sarcastic/funny ?
Start with a punchy, affectionate overview. Summarize the "fiscal year" (or the lifetime) of your marriage. My Beloved Wife-s Cuckolding Report -Final- By ...
: Transforming a tragic loss into a selfish, obsessive desire for possession. The "Unreliable Narrator" Does she have a specific (gardening, gaming, fashion)